This one is finished! Arsenal Invincible Lauren has dropped a savage bombshell that's got everyone talking. The man wants Tottenham to survive relegation — but only so his beloved Gunners can beat them again next season!
Spurs in Deep Trouble
Tottenham are currently sitting 18th in the Premier League table, fighting for their lives like a chicken running from the pot. It's been a season of pure chaos at Spurs, with fans wondering if they should start packing their bags for the Championship already.
But hold up! Lauren, the Arsenal legend who was part of that unbeatable 2003/04 team, has a different plan for their North London rivals.
Lauren's Brutal Truth
Speaking to talkSPORT, Lauren revealed his true feelings about Tottenham's survival battle. And wamma, this is cold!
"I want Tottenham to stay up," Lauren said, "because I want Arsenal to beat them next season."
Eh! The man is cooking! This is like saying "I hope you pass your exams so I can fail you again next year." Pure Arsenal energy!
North London Derby Drama
Arsenal have been absolutely battering Tottenham in recent years. The Gunners have won the last few North London derbies with embarrassing ease, and Lauren wants to keep that tradition going.
"It's better for Arsenal when Tottenham is in the Premier League," he added. "We want to keep beating them. It's more satisfying that way."
What's Next for Spurs?
Spurs fans must be feeling some type of way right now. Your biggest rivals don't even want you to go down because beating you is too much fun!
With Arsenal flying high this season and looking like genuine title contenders, Tottenham's misery seems set to continue. Whether they stay up or not, one thing is clear — Lauren and the Arsenal faithful are ready to keep serving those North London beatings.
One thing's for sure — this Tottenham survival battle has given us the most hilarious Arsenal reaction possible. Lauren, you absolute legend!
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Source: The Sun
