Eh. The ChampionSport Community League WhatsApp group is on fire this morning. Gameweek 5 transfers are done, and some of you lot need to explain yourselves. Wamma.
The Great João Pedro Escape
João Pedro (CHE, £7.7m) leads the exodus with 356,870 managers hitting the eject button. 65.5% ownership dropping like a hot rolex. Even Bruno Fernandes (178k out) and Szoboszlai (189k out) are getting the boot. Palmer owners (139k out), are you mad? That's Chelsea's penalty taker. Eh, if you sold Palmer for a Brighton midfielder, we need to talk.
Brighton Takeover: Smart or Sheep?
Groß (726k in, 28.2% owned), De Cuyper (267k in), Kostoulas (274k in), the Seagulls are EVERYWHERE. Schade from Brentford too (350k in). Look, Brighton's fixtures are juicy, but 726k people buying Groß? That's not a differential, that's a cult. De Cuyper at £4.9m makes sense for bench cover, but captaining Groß in GW6? This man is finished before he starts.
The Differential Corner
Brobbey (SUN, 187k in, only 7.1% owned), now that'S a proper punt. Sunderland's fixtures look tasty. Barnes at Newcastle (141k in, 5.5%) could surprise. Tarkowski at Everton (193k in) for clean sheets? Maybe, but Everton defending is like a boda boda with no brakes.
GW6 ChampionSport Tips
- Keep Palmer. Don't be emotional.
- Brighton triple-up is risky, rotate your captain.
- Watch Brobbey vs weak defences.
- Hall (NEW, 221k in) at £5.3m for attacking returns? Yes please.
Join the ChampionSport Community League if you haven't, code: CHAMPUG26. Let's see who survives GW6. Eh, bakulike bwino.
Source: Fantasy Premier League


